WOMAN AND TEST BEFORE MARRIAGE

My wonderful girlfriend and i had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered tome that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my lifeto her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want onelast wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her underwear and threw them down thestairs at me. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,all
clapping! With tears in their eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!